The PTA President

A warning to single moms everywhere who start

questioning their sexuality and fall in love

with a woman sixteen year their junior.

You’ll never know heartbreak quite like the kind

brought on by a woman. Not only will it be the

biggest mistake of your life, you may never recover.

She’ll rip your soul to pieces and smah any dignity

you had left into the ground with her platform boots.

But this life-changing romance might also guide you

back to life, make colors more vibrant and bring you

indescribable pleasure, no man ever could.

So, really, who am I to give any advice when this is

exactly how my story unfolded.